Sooooo....... For the record, I'm gonna write this post in English... because I want to :p
Actually, I haven't written in English for so long, my sarcasm skills are getting worse by the day (?)
Ok, straight to writing this damned post!
Btw sorry if I dound kinda harsh, not in the best mood right now, I'm hoping that writing (and listening to B.A.P) might calm mah crazy messed-up feelz -__-
Well, thing is, I just wasted yesterday doing useless stuff, I'm not gonna lie here, I felt crazy useless (I also didn't shower at all yesterday, DON'T JUDGE MEH!!)
I was being super lazy yesterday and only wanted to spend my Saturday night curled up in bed under my fluffey comforter with my laptop writing stuff... (don't ask what stuff, It's embarassing XS) jk, I'm making a story for my friend.
And at about 8 pm my mom called me and was all like " HEY!! WHY DON'T WE GO WATCH A MOVIE, LIKE RIGHT NOW??!!"
And I was just like " WTH, NO!!!! I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT GOING OUT AND WATCH A DAMN MOVIE AT 8 PM, just NO!!" But I just said that inside my head so no one heard it but me (btw, i copied that last line from dork diaries ._.)
And mommy dearest was all "Come on! We haven't gone out as a family in forever".
Me: /EPIC DEEP SIGHHHHH/
Mom: "Just do it for your dad".
Me: "Fine, but we're not watching Thor" (pls don't murder me, idk why, i was really upset at Thor for no logical reason at that moment)
Mom: "Okay! Ender's Game it is!!".
I just lazily changed into some decent clothes.
And we were off!!
Because the movie was at 8.30 and we left at around 8.00, I was expecting to be caught in traffic (You know, because of all the couples going out on Saturday night /pukes/ and it was raining)
In The Car near the Door thingy
Me: "Wow, we got here so quickly, I don't think it even took 15 minutes.
Sis: "Yeah, I was expecting traffic"
Me: "Me too!!".
Sis: "You know, with all the love in the air, people going out on sat nites /disgusted face/"
Me: "And rain".
Sis: "Good point".
lol, randomness.. but that conversation actually happened, so yeah.
Ok, so my oldest sister , who is now going to college, went to the mall with her friend earlier, so she already got tickets for us.
The moment I stepped through to doors, I had a very annoyed expression.
SOOOO MANY PEOPLE!!
Don't call me bopung or anything, I haven't been in a mall for sooo long! I forgot how it felt to be around tons of people who I don't know (it sucks)
Ihatecrowds...sometimes
Well, long story not so short, we got to the movie, and even though I skipped lunch and dinner, I felt stuffed....somehow.... oh gawd, if only I could feel like that all the time without eating...
And as you know, I watched ENDER'S GAME
It was pretty darn awesome in my opinion.
And now, thinking back on how upset I was, I can easily say
I REGRET NOTHING!!!
liiieeeeeeeezzzzzzzz -______-
Tbh, It was quite confusing.
Here's a pic of Luhan that pretty much sums up (almost) my entire expression throughout the movie
At first I was like "Oh..."
Soon after, I was like "Eh?!!"
So (correct me if I'm wrong) I think the movie was about earth in a billion years, and 50 years before that, some aliens appeared and started attacking. And then there was this one kolonel name uh.. Azer Rackham? No wait, Azer is a kid from 7E -.-, that can't be right... OH! It's Mazer Rackham, not Azer...lol ._. And Mazer had like tattos on his face that allows him to connect to his... deceased friends or families? Well, dude has the pawahz to talk to the dead using his 'spiritual' side or something. And the first time the Aliens attack, Mazer managed to defeat them by destroying their 'Queen' ship. And people thaought he was dead. Yea, no he wasn't -___- To prepare themselves more for future attacks, they (btw, im not really sure who i'm reffering to by 'they' yea, you know what i mean, right?) decided to recruit the finest children. And by fine they mean like, good at thinking of war tactics and plans. Sowh, in the very beggining of the movie, you see Ender playing video games with his 'friend', friend dude lost, got upset, challenged Ender to another game, Ender 'out thinks' them and got himself out of another game. He also had a weird circle thingy implanted in the back of his head that allows this Graff guy and his friend TheladywhoithinkisAibileenfromthatmovieaboutracismTheHelp to see everything that Ender sees. And, someone between the two said “I've watched through his eyes, I've listened through his ears, and I tell you he's the one.” I think it's Aibileen. And so, after playing that game thing, Ender was asked to go to.... somewhere to get his metal circle thingy out. And after knowing that his eye thing was out, the bullies that challenged him to play the game thingy locked him into a biology room (im just assuming, since there was a bunch of glass bottles with suspicious stuff floating inside of them, and also a bunch of random bone thingies). And the leader of the bullies was like "Ender! I want a rematch, just you and me!". And Ender was like "If it's just one on one, then why are your possey friends holding me". Smart... and they fought, and even though the bully guy was already down, Ender kept hitting him. Why Ender, why? lolz. When he was home, he was talking to his siter Val. At first I thought 'Val' was short for 'Valerie' or something, turns out it was short for 'Valentine' ... randomness. He also said like "Oh, they took off the eye thingy, I'm out of the program, boohoo~" and Peter, his super violent older brother who failed to get recruited was like " I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CHOSEN, I AM THE OLDEST SON AND MOST POWERFUL IN THIS FAMILY BLA BLA BLA!!" And then they fought while wearing some weird masks... um, aren't you like 12 Peter? And violence is never the answer (damn, isn't that a big fat lie). Then Graff and 'Aibileen' went to his house and recruited him. And so, him and a bunch of kids dressed in like yellow PJ's :3 haha lolz -.- and BLASTED OFF into space. Wait a second!! WHOAH, HOLD ON!! Childhood flashback of mine just happened...

Sorreh.. but if you watched disney channel in your childhood, you might know what I'm talking baout ;) okiadmitimMKKB...... MOVING ON TO THE MOVIE!!
When they were in space, they were trained and stuff. And there was like this anti gravitational area where they practice, shoot guns, bump into each other. There was also this Chubby chipmunk guy who was like super mean, adn Ender upset the hell out of him and told him to drop and give him 20, blablabla Ender became even more disrespectful (in chippy's opinion) and Chippy made him do 20 more. And at nigh, he was like playing a mind game, only he didn't know that it was a mind game. He wasn't supposed to be able to access the mind game, but Aibileen authorized the game to be played by Ender (obviously without Ender knowing). In the game he was chalenged by a huge, um.. troll? TROLOLOLOLOL!! Soreh ._. it wasn't a troll, well it was shaped (lol) like a human, ugly, gross disgusting hair (I don't think those were even hair) and in the game,Ender was a mouse. The 'troll' guy made him choose between two glasses (which looked like it had dry ice drenched in greean water). Ender hopped into each cup, but died at each attempt. He probably got upset and just attacked the troll in the face, by inserting his eye. After realizing what he has done (well, more like Alai, his friend who I assume is a Muslim, and you will know why soon, told him that he has killed the troll) he was called to be promoted to the Salamander team, yippie -.- Before he lest, Alai told him "Assalamu ALAIkum" (icwudt me .-.) that means Peace to You". When he was in the Salamander team (lol whut?) the leader guy was named Bonzo, he looked weird, like genuinely weird. Was he Spanish? I think so. His name is also funky, like a Muppet Character's name ._. Well, Bonzo was being a huge jerk and didn't even let him get into the practice area even thought it was like when they were fighting against another team. He also made friends with the only girl there, Petra. They practiced a lot together and Bonzo got mad at him for doing so (oohh, somebody's jealous....ok NO) While he was still in the Salamander team, he once played his game again, and in the game, he saw Valentine :) and Peter :( he also became human, no longer a mouse, now he is human. Ok weird much? When Aibileen and Graff found out about the game again, Aiibileen was like "I don't know how his brother appeared in the game". Moving on once again, because of his high grades and marks or whatever, he was once again promoted to his own team/group/fight club(?)/whatevertheheckthatiscalled. He was recruited to be the leader of the dragon somethings... Well, thing is, this dragon team was shut down, I guess, 4 years ago? I forgot :p because they were stressing the violence and attack part too much. In that group was the most special kids. And apparently, Ender wasn't planning to do things the same way that 'normal' leaders usually do. Well, so this Dragon group was really successful and somehow, Graff made them leade the entire army to battle againts the Aliens. They did lots and lots and lots of training. And by training I meant like planning out how the war will be like, Ender was basically the leader. He tells his Dragon members what to do, like launch what weapon. And there was this new really powerful weapon that Perta controlled , I forgot it's real name but it was called the Little Doctor. In the end, they won their last simulation, but wait!! It was NOT a simulation, they actually did that for real, without them really noticing. Well, Ender freaked out like "Oh gawd, I just sacrificed 1000 men". and stuff like that. And sorry, I forgot to state this, they were controlling the was ON the Alien's previous planet that they have abandoned. On the planet, there was like this funky spot there there were roots and rocks forming a dome like shape (not really) and inside, there was like this odd shaped 'table' with what looked like the heart of something dying, pumping very slowly, as if it was the last moments of it's life. There was also a huge bug... In conclusion, Bug = Alien Queen (still not so sure about this one though), Alien Queen = Dying
Ender = Feels Guilty. AndsoEnderandValwentinsearchofanotherplanetforthequeentostayandhethealthierliveandstartanewpopulationofalines.
THE END
But! There were some questionable details...
1. What was Ender's real name again? It was only mentioned once in the movie. Um, Andre? Anderson?
Andarwan? Sam? ._.
2. In the movie, these kids practiced PHYSICAL fighting, in the end, they just relied on their minds, and they still won. Kind of a waste don't you think?
3. Why is Bonzo so small?
4. Srsly tho, is Bonzo Spanish?
5. Did Bonzo actually die? (i forgot to mention that Bonzo decided to pick a fight with Ender in the bathroom, right after Ender showered. Dude, he hasn't even dressed yet, privacy much? Bonzo ended up banging his head on the floor)
5. Was Bonzo an actor on Hannah Montana?
6. Can I stop now?
Btw sorry if you cannot under a single thing i wrote, i feel you (?)